A tetrahedric digital offering, a sanguine starling etched in tessellate digital marrow. Burial, in vitro hemispheres, cresting orificial event horizons, passing into our moisture, bending liminal ghost-forms into pentaculate flesh. Hosted by some dudes.

• Dark
• Until There Is No Longer
• Contrition
• Despite All This Lunacy

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Troublemaker by Chris Shards feat. Roof

End Credits Music: Missing Out by Martin Hall

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The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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The TX freeze caught us all by surprise, and the poor box of beer Byron sent over got caught smack in the middle of it- but we’re trying it anyway! Rubio gets a cursed sandwich, Grant makes the worst jokes, & we’d all come together if it weren’t for Mike.

• Lanai
• Raven
• Kraken
• Hope Island

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Staaay by Pandaraps, Gregory David feat. Alexa Prus

End Credits Music: Me Myself and I by Sven Karlsson feat. Bri Sarikcioglu

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The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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It’s been a while since we’ve scoured the grocery store shelves for show beers, but we got some! We also talk about our upcoming LIVE DRINK-ALONG SHOW! It’s gonna be a thing! But for now, let’s get gloopy.

• Cigar City Maduro
• Dogfish Head Hazy-O
• Bell’s Light Hearted
• The Brewing Projekt Smoofee Sour

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Trouble Stay from My Door by Roy Williams

End Credits Music: The Kill by Particle House feat. Hilda Stenmalm

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The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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New Holland sent us the lineup for this episode, and boy did it surprise us! Also: Rubio is mad about bad pronunciation again; Mike busts a bar goon; Grant feels seen; and the gang discovers one of the best beers they’ve tasted on the show.

• Hazy River
• Dragon’s Milk
• Dragon’s Milk White
• Dragon’s Milk Solera

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Polyandry by DAJANA

End Credits Music: Band Camp by Mary Riddle

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The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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Our lives are starting to return to normal, and thanks to listener Matt Frappier, we’re tasting 4 beers from Worcester, Mass- and nobody knows how to pronounce a dang thing. Mike’s dumb, Grant’s dumb, and dumb dumb Rubio gets drunkcester’d.

• Wormtown Be Hoppy
• Flying Dreams Nightcrawler IDA
• Greater Good Pulp
• Redemption Rock Valley Winter Ale

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Colours by Torii Wolf

End Credits Music: Turn the Dancefloor Into a Moshpit by Def Lev

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The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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With the Texas snowpocalypse ruining our plans for a weekly show, we thought we would go ahead and record a last-minute video version of our show. This completely unedited episode was recorded Saturday evening, as soon as we got reliable electrical service back. We talk about our harrowing experience during the unprecedented Texas weather, and then try 4 beers from Blanco, TX’s own Real Ale Brewing Co! We’ll be back on your podcast feeds next week!

• Firemans 4
• Hans Pils
• Swifty APA
• Devil’s Backbone

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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We’re reviewing OKC’s Elk Valley Brewing Co, thanks to listener Jorge Garza! Mike descends into whatever level of hell FB Marketplace is in, Grant has broken more bones than anyone, and Rubio’s been beaten up by a girl.

• Tenkiller
• Cucumber
• Magic Juice
• Pumpeon

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Pretty Carolina by Jontha Links

End Credits Music: MAI TAI by Particle House feat. Mia Pfirrman

Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound

The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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We got more beers from Hop Butcher For The World on this one! Rubio jumps right in with a horrifying snack story, Mike saw a crazy drug deal, and everything eventually goes fill tilt nerd. With trample.

• Double Saaz
• Choice Stock
• Cold Pizza
• Tavern Cut

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Stay by Martin Hall

End Credits Music: I Know You Like It by Chris Shards feat. Johan Wendt

Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound

The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

Check out Anastacia’s new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers!

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We’re trying beers from a local Austin favorite, Batch Craft Beer and Kolaches! Rubio is angry from the start, Mike rights his head, and Grant gets yelled at for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

• Schinus
• Dragonfly
• Cosmic Carrot Cake
• Hive Mind

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: I’d Only Let You Down by Roy Williams

End Credits Music: Keep Crashing by Ruzer

Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound

The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

Check out Anastacia’s new Insta, bananasbooksandbeers!

Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, or point your podcatcher to our RSS feed. You should also subscribe to our YouTube Channel.

Support us by making a per-episode pledge at patreon.com/thebeerists and get some sweet rewards!

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Want to send us beer? Check our beer donation guidelines, and then shoot us and email at info@thebeerists.com