It’s been years since we’d tried any non-alcoholic beers. But it being Dry January, we decided to give ’em a whirl to see if they still suck, or if maybe they’ve become anything more than porridgey bullcrap water. The results were quite shocking.

  • Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher
  • Clausthaler Dry Hopped
  • Weihenstephaner Non-Alcoholic
  • Brooklyn Special Effects
  • Athletic Run Wild

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada

Break Music: Sway Together by Hannah Juanita

End Credits Music: I’m Exactly Where I Need to Be by Vincent Vega

Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound

The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, and Mike Lambert.

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