Uh. Hey Beavis. This brewery… uh-huh-huh-huh… is called Hoof Hearted. Heh-heh-heh… HOOF HEARTED. Get it? Say it faster. HOO-FHARTED. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Pull my finger. Thanks to listener John Lowery.

Saizzurp
Everybody Wants Some (Citra)
Konkey Dong
I Must Look Like A Dork
Fitness Freak

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Oktoberfest is upon us again, and we decided to celebrate by trying 5 American versions of the style. Bowie! Putin! Poppy and Wisconsin guy? Nerd Dad Facebook groups! And a Mini episode sample at the end!

Bell’s Octoberfest Beer
Victory Festbier
Live Oak Oaktoberfest
North Peak Dauntless
Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest

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We try three beers from up and comers White Rooster Farmhouse Brewery, and two from Scratch! Grant’s back! Floating bulldogs! Nighttime sit piddles! Mr. Infected Beer Picker Outer! Comedy in tragedy!

White Rooster Push Pull
White Rooster Le Fruited Series White Peach (Batch 1)
White Rooster Le Fruited Series Cherry (Batch 1)
Scratch Marigold 2017
Scratch Chamourcin 2017

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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Listener Shane Barnett is relentless with beer donations- this time, surprising us with 5 from Bottle Logic Brewing. Do regular folks care about indie beer? What’s with all these ‘canes? Mr. Bottle Share Freeloader? Oh, and a HUGE PATREON ANNOUNCEMENT: PATRON REWARDS!

Stealth Mode
Recursion IPA
Double Actuator 2XIPA
Iridium Flare 2017
Fundamental Observation 2017

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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We’ve got a mix of 5 different beers this week, and no theme to bog us down. We make weird metaphors, discuss handkerchiefs, and find out how Grant wants to die. Here’s to you, Mr. Beer Ticker Guy.

Celis White
Ballast Point Dead Ringer
NOLA Mecha
Funkwerks Peachy King
Cigar City Marshal Zhukov’s

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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Listener Hop Guru sent us a Four Noses care package and some of his homebrew for us to sample- And we sure needed it after this insane week. Stay strong, Texas.

Perfect Drift
Peachopotamus
Bout Damn Time
Double Dry Hopped Bout Damn Time
Laika Boss

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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I think Jon Haupt slipped some goof balls into the beers he brought us from Michigan’s Old Nation Brewing Company. Things go so completely off the rails so quickly and hard, that Anastacia quaffed a fanta. What does that even mean? Strap in.

Daymaus
M-43 N.E. IPA
Boxer N.E.IPA
Green Stone APA
Boss Tweed Double IPA

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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Five beers on this mix episode, including a couple of weird ones that were quite possibly created to troll us. We also cover yard armadillos, Mike and Grant’s nugget video, our preshow FMKs, and we might even drink a High Life at some point. SMH.

Petrus Sour Quad
The Bruery ¡Guava Libre!
Brooklyn Kiwi’s Playhouse
Off Color/Miller High Life eeek!
Founders Brewing Co DKML

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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Listener Forrest Kuffer sent us a box full of Other Half collabs with Monkish and Trillium, as well as some brews from Finback, for good measure. Which is cool, but holy crap did you see Grant’s baby pictures?

Other Half + Monkish Taters
Other Half + Monkish Twice Baked Potato
Other Half + Monkish + Trillium Fully Loaded Baked Potato
Finback Must
Finback Item IPA

The Beerists are: John Rubio, Grant Davis, Anastacia Kelly, and Mike Lambert.

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